I’m on dating apps and I feel so weird about it. I’m 27 and don’t know how to be anything other than single. How do I do this?

My dad called me at work this morning saying him and my sister were taking our dog to the vet and to meet them there. My mom and I both left work to be with our dog in her final moments. It was all so sudden. She’d been there for us for 14 years and I know it’s never easy but this hurts so bad

When we my sisters and I have our work friends over, they always have to bring a plain old fashioned Timbit for our dog so she doesn’t get mad at them for being in the house

Does anyone know how Hot Dog Horvat is doing?

manicpussydreamboi-deactivated20:

mama didn’t raise a quitter she raised a burnt out perfectionist who settles for mediocrity

typhlonectes:

wholesome90stv:

wholesome90stv:

Wishbone (his real name was Soccer) was born on May 17th, 1988

Happy birthday Wishbone!

clydesfavoritegirl:

dankmemeuniversity:

@ballsackler69 I have an announcement

foodffs:

EGGS BENEDICT CASSEROLE WITH EASY EGGS BENEDICT SAUCE

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

ys19:

I have two problems in life:

1. difficulty sleeping
2. difficulty waking up

Whenever I have extra time at work, usually Sundays, I like to make cookies for the other kitchen staff and since our dishwashers are literal children (like 14-17) they get so excited about freshly baked chocolate chip cookies

himbofisher:

ive-been-mistreated:

assiraphales:

“ yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?” “YES!” *bites a bitch*

#ELMO VIOLENCE MOMENTS

they had to put him down for this

zohbugg:

xanthumn:

angryalliterations:

only-in-movies:

teacupfulofstarshine:

anarchistbitch:

i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone

other favorites include

- “moo juice!”

- E G G - G I E

- BUTTER GO BRRRRRRRR

- Floof powder

F I R E

[A link to his YouTube if you do not have tiktok]

whatrturtles:

nerdyvocals:

emptycontainer:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

This is like. The opposite of the recovery position